Snarky, Snark, Snark

Did Daniel Day-Lewis go to the Oscars as Captain Jack Sparrow? And.....

What the hell was this?

Please. Don't hate me because I'm an angry American. Please don't hate me because I don't get haute couture. If I thought a billion people were going to be watching me win an award, I might have given it some thought. You know, like Helen Mirren or Grace Kelly.

Just call me old-fashioned. A classic. A commercial for Ann Taylor and Talbots and my wedding pearls.